Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm not making this up. There's a word for it in Enochian, but don't know how to spell it."

• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I don't know how to read science fiction
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• but don't take my word for it
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• I know what holds up traffic - in 5 words!
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• I know how many there are.
• I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• I don't know how to smile
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Being a dickhead
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• words are cheap, but silence is a steal
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Things people put up their butts
• but the fruitsellers are there every day
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• i know you are but what am i
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• There is no dream but this.
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run

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