Findings:
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I'm not racist but...
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Being a dickhead
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- imm
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm bored
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm not this cool in real life
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- Hands off, I'm special
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm going to be a Dad
- butt log
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- I'm Glad
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm
- I'm sorry
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- IM
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- So. Central Rain
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm in this for the long haul
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm just a bill
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I'm gay
- I'm with stupid
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- I'm Proud of You
- I'm a little tea pot
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm Going Home
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- Im Elvis (user)
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm with the band
- I'm Losing You
- I'm pinching your face!
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- I'm not sure
- Im-
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm tired
- I'm not drinking any more
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- I'm not very cool
- I'm Your Fan
- 418 I'm a teapot
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
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