• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I'm always breathless when you call
• They always jump off the east side
• The Road Always Taken
• In Los Angeles, something is always burning
• an honest man is always in trouble
• Always In Good Taste
• Gravity Always Wins
• Evil always wins
• The middleman always takes a cut
• IM
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not racist but...
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• The sluttiest girl scout always sells the most cookies
• Always winter and never Christmas
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Genetics: Not Always a Hollywood Ending
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 11.1 Checking for and deleting files
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm gay
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm not what you think
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm seeing robots
• I'm good for it.
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• It's always night-time on the moon
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• The snow globe always shatters
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• It Always Rains on a Picnic
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• Grab on. You can always change your mind.
• The poor are always with us
• The way things have always been done
• Always Be My Baby
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• So. Central Rain
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm a Pepper
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Your Moon
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• The Universe always gets the first move
• I always wanted to get married one day
• always with me
• The Postman Always Rings Twice
• The house always wins
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I swear I'm not crazy
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I'm on a Boat
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• Men did not always like large breasts
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• The doctors are confident the pills will always win
• Popular wisdom to the contrary, it's not always the right time for sushi
• Boy Scouts always carry pocket knives
• Always Falling Down
• And that's why you always leave a note!
• I'm sorry
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm just a bill
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Non-Voting isn't always Apathy
• I always cry at weddings
• Always on My Mind
• Always accept an offered drink
• We were always coming back
• always morning, but never breakfast
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.

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