Findings:

• I'm always breathless when you call
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 11.1 Checking for and deleting files
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm gay
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I'm on a Boat
• I'm glad you're here.
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I always loved the smell of dying candles
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• The rain wasn't always kind
• The Vampire Always Knocks in Triplicate
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• Our greatest moments of triumph are always inarticulate
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
• Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
• Always after Barnes and Noble
• The majority is always wrong
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• So. Central Rain
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm a Pepper
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im not hawaiian (user)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• i'm reflected in your failure, i'm refracted in your collapse
• Always for the first time
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• what is good is not always right
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• The glass is always completely full
• The Always Anonymous Beast
• Losing one's illusions is not always such a passive process
• There is always a 'correct' right answer
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I swear I'm not crazy
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• im a streat nigger (user)
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• well im sure (user)
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
• Why you should always finish a course of antibiotics
• I remember, I always will
• Why you should always backup your files
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Why are the staplers always gone?
• He is always ready..
• I'm sorry
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm just a bill
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• HEY im cool (user)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Graduating
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm dead (user)
• almost always
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• The drummer always gets laid
• literature is a child of experience always, of knowledge never
• always already
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• i'm just a girl
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• always on
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• Always on top

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