• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• I'll read this again in a year and cringe at my own stupidity
• An easy way to determine your own moral character
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Fuck me
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Traumatic in nature? Possible. Pivotal in their own way? Certainly.
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• fuck you pay me
• Love me the way that I love you
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• fuck me and marry me young
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• My Own Way
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• She Fucks Me
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Fucked up ways to die
• I'll become what you became to me
• the way you don't look at me
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Dogs that have owned me
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• you affect me in invisible ways
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• They don't touch me the same way
• Fuck me harder
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Fuck me boots
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Darkness lights its own way
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Don't leave me alone
• Halfway buried, lend me a hand
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Right. Me and Herman Melville
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Tickle Me Elmo
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• Dead Like Me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Call me Anna
• kill me now (user)
• You lost me at Hello
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• =Yo N ode me
• Your tears make me smile
• Me Kissing Vinoodh
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• you hear me? (user)
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras Trent.
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Show Me your Crits
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• spoon youspoon me
• How to build your own computer
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• How to bind your own book
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• flying fuck
• I like the sound of my own voice
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• designated fuck
• pierced by the sharpness of my own ideals
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Farewell to one of our own, one of our best (document)
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• This is the way the world ends
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird
• Oh fuck, not another phylum
• Easy way to remember which fork to use
• Ill Communication
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• I'll never be the other woman
• The company way of life
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• a long way
• I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
• One way to catch a monkey
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Sexually harrassing each other in that cute, non-threatening teenage way
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Finding a Way Home
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• One Way System
• Five Ways of Attack
• Which way are you headed?
• Society made me what I am
• Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
• Windows ME
• Address by the President to the Nation on the Way Forward in Iraq
• Lick me where I bleed
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• Vacant and alluring? Sounds good to me!
• The most satisfactory way to engage in sexual intercourse with the hot trophy wife of your despised employer.
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• Noli me tangere
• He loves me, he loves me not
• I was a homeless bum
• A part of me
• Nemo me impune lacessit
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Ah, Leave Me Not to Pine
• Somebody Loves Me
• Strangers talk to me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• bowl me over
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• Weakness in Me
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Take me to the bridge
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• this city wasn't built for me
• Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Red Dwarf insulted me
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• you know me (user)
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Get Behind Me Satan

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