• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm always breathless when you call
• When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'll get there when I get there
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• When you blow out like a dead star
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm dead (user)
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• When I am dead, my dearest
• I walk around when I'm high
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• When you go, I sleep again
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• When I sleep, its not quiet
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'll explain it when you're older
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When You Wish Upon a Star
• When writers use Latin
• Going by the script when talking to people
• When I left home
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Say When
• When I Was a Lad
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• When we shed our earthly skin
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• When I was young
• Moments when the concept of the United States of America takes form
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• When sex hurts (women)
• Things to consider when buying glasses
• When Walls Become Tables
• Happiness ends when the screen goes blank
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• The Dead Parrot Sketch
• What you see when the night light shines through your rain-speckled glasses
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• When Chris Came Home
• When reality makes less sense than fantasy
• Dead Man Walking
• From my cold dead hands
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• Letter To A Dead Dog
• Blaze Ya Dead Homie
• The Dead Drummer
• Thousands dead, millions deprived of civil liberties?
• Dead I
• The Dead Pool
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Dead Camper (user)
• Tag, you're dead
• dead baby
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
• I'll scream it until I believe it
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm bored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• HEY im cool (user)
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• The city knows I'm leaving
• Im No Writer (user)
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• I'm no Socrates
• I Don't Sleep, I Dream
• sleep pattern
• Sleep and Reason
• Ophelia Sleeps
• The Mouse Police Never Sleep
• Sleep Swim
• don't sleep tonight don't sleep tonight don't sleep tonight
• When I said yes
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• When it's raining
• How to find your Desktop when using Win 3.1 apps under NT/95/98
• When I Heard the Learn'd Astronomer
• I know when the world will end
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• You know you've been away from home too long
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• When the Wind Blows
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• when? (user)
• When children become people
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• audio editing
• When is a gate not a gate?
• When we were little kids, running
• When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
• Things to consider when preparing an acceptance speech
• When Atlas dropped the sky
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Dead links in writeups
• Play Dead Coffins
• Dead pigeon
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Dracula: Dead and Loving it
• LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
• A conversation between the dead
• Dead Man's Hand
• 1914 IV. The Dead
• Dick Laurent is dead
• the past is dead
• Squished tubers and dead bird: An orphans' Thanksgiving
• Dead Drop
• Orgy of the Dead
• Tombs of the Blind Dead
• Upon a Dead Man's Head

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