Findings:

• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I'd like some dreams too
• Never date anyone you meet on the internet
• Got any ID please?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I'd
• you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If I could, I'd title this "Freedom"
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• id est (user)
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Being married to your best friend
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• I'd rather read a book
• We were never really friends
• They are all pretty but fading.
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• I'd send this if I knew how to contact you
• Riggins, Idaho
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• id
• referral ID
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• ID Chalking
• 666, The Antichrist in the new European ID cards
• I'd trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• $id (user)
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• I'd Do Anything
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• For you I'd leave all this behind
• Speeding through the desert I found a fire I'd forgotten
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• Dating your best friend
• Pure id (user)
• session id
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Caller ID buffer overflow
• process id
• ID badge
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• id est
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• Dressed for Prom, Date Never Showed
• Skim this life but never live
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• If I believed in horoscopes, I'd probably keep it to myself.
• Military ID
• Ids Postma
• I knew I'd know you someday
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• `id` (user)
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Yeah, I'd lick that for a dollar
• National ID card
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Real ID
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• I'd walk away from the dawn and leave for you
• No place I'd rather be
• See Photo ID
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• I'd eat in that bathroom
• It never rains but it pours
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Pretty Butt (user)
• always morning, but never breakfast
• pretty, but
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• Forever blue, but never black
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• The pretty girl has no friends
• strangers, enemies, Friends
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• The only date I never went on
• Caller ID
• id Software
• state ID
• student ID
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• How come we never dated?
• Corporate ID Cards
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• id (user)
• The Wizard of Id
• wish i'd thought of it
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• Lewiston, Idaho
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• I'd blindly follow the most hopeless of paths
• I'd elope if I were you
• Fake ID
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• id Anthology
• IDS
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Jabber ID
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• ID Parade Blues
• executed but never exposed

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