Findings:

• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• Almost Blue
• almost
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Because I say so
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Almost Heaven
• almost surely
• almost everywhere
• "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
• She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
• almost always
• Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
• I almost did it
• I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• almost all
• Almost Famous
• perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
• almost (user)
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
• Almost Free Software
• I almost killed Tony Blackburn
• English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
• the almost indestructible pistachio
• Tonight I Almost Died
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• It's almost like you're real
• Almost Ready to Run
• Almost broke the rules
• Almost Too Much
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• When Night is Almost Done
• Signs that a television show is almost dead
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• Almost Live
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• I almost had to wait
• Almost!
• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• The state that almost was
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
• Almost Heroes
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• Almost Like a Whale?
• Almost Transparent Blue
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Almost Summer
• Pages, almost completely torn
• the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• almost poetry
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Almost, if I close my eyes
• Almost Glycerin
• Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• We almost lost Detroit
• All of what I almost remember
• I almost lost my son
• Almost Fat-Free Carbonara
• Almost getting cut from the team
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• my almost favorite pair of shoes
• Almost Oedipal
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• unfinished something, almost
• The night I almost expected
• almost alone
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Almost Silly Epiphany Song
• Almost entirely innocuous chocolate meringue cookies
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
• An almost empty room
• Almost Him
• too much is almost enough
• I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
• almost drove past the church that day
• anybody
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• Is there anybody out there?
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• anybody (user)
• Anybody Out There?
• Anybody's Bike Book
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• You get what anybody gets, you get a lifetime
• Is anybody there?
• anybody can make lights
• How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
• Discordian Code
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• How much for the little girl?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• How to make brown
• Learn how to fly
• How to get it
• Impressing a woman
• Impressing a man
• how to make a mess
• how
• Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
• How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• anyone lived in a pretty how town
• How to Use a Urinal
• Formatting poems and simple HTML
• How to beat the national debt
• How to link to individual user searches
• How to use an apostrophe
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
• Blood stains (how to remove)
• How big is Everything?
• How to Win Friends and Influence People
• Humane octopus killing
• How the Grinch Stole Christmas
• Abusing your bottomless soda
• Learn how to spell
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• And How Shall I Compete?
• Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
• Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• How to Host a Murder
• Just how old is James, exactly?
• How Does Your Garden Grow?
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• How to Cook Everything

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