Findings:
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- How to make your illegal fortune with an iBook and Apache
- Three minute noodles in just five minutes
- How to display the second hand on a digital clock radio
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to make ASCII characters in HTML
- how to make a magnet
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- Making yogurt
- How to make brown
- How to make a knife
- How to make a tuna salad sandwich
- How to make coffee drinks
- How to make a Ghillie Suit
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- Image Processing: how to make a RAW image
- how to make a mess
- How to make money from the internet
- Making a desktop theme
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How to make electroclash
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- Making alcohol from a watermelon
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- How to make five popsicle sticks explode
- Windsock poi
- How to make your own toothpaste
- Gari
- Sylvie and Bruno: How to Make a Phlizz
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How many beans make five?
- Apfelstrudel
- RCA cables
- The perfect toasted cheese sandwich
- How to herd people in public
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Salary of the President of the United States
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How to Make Friends and Influence People
- How to make E2 postcards
- Making your own hot lava
- You, standing
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- 206
- How to make LSD from Fosters Beer
- How to Make Chlorine Gas
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How to make oboe reeds, Part I
- How much money do you make?
- Making conversation
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to make a layered shot
- Making a decent bomb threat
- How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How to make a maze
- How to win the gold and make a baby cry
- How to make padded swords
- How to make your windscreen washers rotate
- How to make your monitor usable
- Frog cum
- Papermaking
- Giving a cat oral medication
- shortcrust pastry
- Here is how to make flame sing
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How to make a sparkle in Photoshop
- Making logo screens
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How to make a shocking book
- How to make mead
- How to make breasts give milk
- How to make a desk
- How to make a woman ejaculate
- How to make lip balm
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- How to make a fake fire
- How to make an Enigma
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- How to make homemade slush
- How to make ASCII art
- How to make war
- How to make a pine cone bird feeder
- Master key
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- citizen's arrest
- Ninja mask
- How to make a magic picture cube
- An American in Tours
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Antigravity device
- How to make your Linux box dual boot using Grub
- Making your own Atari 2600 controllers
- Tarragon chicken
- Making a bed
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- How to Make Root Beer
- Making paper angles
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How to make oboe reeds, Part III
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- How to make a liqueur
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- Chinese lantern
- How to make Anti-Nielsen Page
- How to make chipped text in Photoshop
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Alfredo sauce
- Homemade household cleaning agents
- How to make a left turn in LA
- How to make a decent cup of tea
- How to make your breasts look bigger
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- A simple card trick to win bets and make enemies
- How to make a halo of fire in Photoshop
- Campfire
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How to make a Lightsaber
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How to make a black hole
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- How to make your own bookcases
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How to make an Omelette
- Smoke ring cannon
- Making cheese
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- How do you make God laugh?
- How to make whine
- Making your own nuclear car bomb
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to make roses open up
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Wiener Schnitzel
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- Making the heartless girl cry
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- EBR II
- mud pie
- How To Make Your Nose Bleed
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- how to make a galaxy
- How to make a crossword puzzle
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How to make a duct tape wallet
- How to make a car last nearly forever
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How to make printed circuit boards
- Archived E2 FAQ: How to Make an Episode Guide (document)
- How to make love to a victim of sexual assault
- how to make a roasting bag
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- Making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich: A teaching exercise
- How to make a quick five dollars
- How to use less air conditioning
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Vindaloo Paste
- War Food: How to Make a "Killer" Pasta Gravy
- How to make oboe reeds, part II
- Making a railgun
- How do you make a life matter?
- How to add a second phone line
- Make an egg bounce
- Creation: Life and how to make it
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- How to make a left turn in Pittsburgh
- Paneer
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