Findings:
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Death swept down the road and demonstrated the dangers of departmental infighting while the rest of us made our escape
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- Making the Movies X How Railroad Photoplays are Made
- How To Make Your Nose Bleed
- Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
- demons fly out your nose
- How Our Bodies Are Used--and Our Minds
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
- Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
- Your clumsy propaganda only makes us laugh
- let us not lift our voices and speak like we are little girls
- The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
- Why are false noses made from silver?
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- How to milk a cow
- How the US failed in China
- How to heal a bleeding nose
- Lost in Boston?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How a pizza gets made
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- How to steam milk
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Our children will laugh at the names of our over-the-counter medicines
- I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
- Forgive us, our instructors are foreigners
- The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- laugh out loud, lose a finger
- Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
- He Kept Us Out Of War
- Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
- Let us be our own pornographers
- How much is a pint of milk?
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How to find out your own IP address
- How Eulenspiegel made the chickens fight over bait
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How I made the Year Nodes
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How to read poetry out loud
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- Finding out where a net user lives
- How advertisers reach us
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to pack someone out of your life
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- we're made out of nothing
- Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
- How to Fall Out of Love
- Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
- We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
- Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
- a little boat made out of a bus ticket
- Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
- Those of us who are thieves starve without a joker in our deck.
- their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
- Our warning signs will protect us
- the mother made us a savage daughter
- LAUGH OUR FLOPPY SUNHATS OFF
- Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths
- Our children will judge us by our memes
- What gets us out of bed in the morning
- The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
- Legislation to save us from our own stupidity
- hurt brings out the worst in us
- How to fall out of an airplane
- Forgive us our trespasses... (e2poll)
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to Froth Milk
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- how to short out a phone line
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Making bassoon reeds
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How to type with your nose
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to snort a lime
- How to snort a line
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- How to make breasts give milk
- Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How I made my computer quieter
- How do you make God laugh?
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to get through U.S. Customs
- This is how memories are made
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How a Steinway grand piano is made
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How I made Alan Keyes the presidential front-runner in 1996
- Getting water out of a cactus
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to predict US vetoes
- How to escape domestic violence
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How I made my millions
- Tibetan nose pot
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- how bikes are made
- Lactogenesis: How the Breasts Produce Milk
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- How M&M's are really made
- If you ever wondered how a tower of unholy evil is made
- How to Dislocate Your Nose
- how our atheist gold fish makes friends in this holy water
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- carbonated milk
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- They're made out of meat
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Lousy jobs were made for the rest of us
- The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
- How Crow made a mess of a city bus
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How We Hold Our Hearts
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
- How to impress The Man
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