Findings:

• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
• How to break your neck and freak people out
• How Proust Can Change Your Life
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• Some people break so easily
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• How to pack someone out of your life
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• How to scare the hell out of people using flour
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• How fast can blind people read?
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• Cutting cake without favoritism
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Movie theaters can change people
• How long can you hold your breath?
• How high can you stack whippets?
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• How can I see far?
• can people change?
• the bit of shrapnel in my heart that I can't cut out
• How to cut a hole in a postcard large enough to walk through
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• How can Poets Survive
• people cannot understand sarcasm
• How much more can we bear?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• Not cut out for the Play-Doh confessional
• You have your work cut out for you
• How to cut and paste in Mac OS
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• How high can you count on your fingers?
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• windows where I can look out
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• how many truths can you enumerate?
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• It's a wonderful life. I can prove it.
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
• How to cut copper pipe
• Cut it out
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• How Babs Malone Cut Down the Field
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• How you can become infected with HIV
• How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• How long can you dance in the endzone?
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Logitech Driving Force Wheel
• How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Know How, Can Do
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• The life you can save
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• How to tell she's good looking
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• we can all just be around other people
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• How can you still breathe?

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