How Babs Malone Cut Down the Field
By: Barcroft Boake

Now the squatters and the cockies,
Shearers, trainers and their jockeys,
Had gathered them together for a meeting on the flat;
They had mustered all their forces,
Owners brought their fastest horses,
Monaro-bred – I couldn’t give them greater praise than that.

‘Twas a lovely day in Summer
What the blacksmith called “a hummer,”
The swelling ears of wheat and oats had lost their tender green,
And breezes made them shiver,
Trending westward to the river
The river of the golden sands, the moaning Eucumbene.

If you cared to take the trouble,
You could watch the misty double,
The shadow of flying clouds that skimmed the Boogong’s brow,
Throwing light and shade incessant
On the Bull Peak’s ragged crescent,
Upon whose gloomy forehead lay a patch of winter’s snow.

Idly watching for the starting
Of the race that he had part in,
Old Gaylad stood and champed his bit, his weight about nine stone;
His owner stood beside him,
Who was also going to ride him,
A Shearer from Gegederick, whose name was Ned Malone.

But Gaylad felt disgusted,
For his joints were fairly rusted,
He longed to feel the pressure of the jockey on his back,
And he felt that for a pin he’d
Join his mates who loudly whinnied
For him to go and meet at the post upon the track.

From among the waiting cattle
Came the sound of childish prattle,
And the wife brought up their babe to kiss his father for good luck;
Said Malone: “When I am seated
On old Gaylad, and am treated
With fairish play, I’ll bet we never finish in the ruck.”

But the babe was not contented,
Though his pinafore was scented
With oranges, and sticky from his lollies, for he cried,
This gallant little laddie,
As he toddled to his daddy,
And raised his arms imploringly – “Please, dad, div Babs a wide.”

The father, how he chuckled
For the pride of it, and buckled
The surcingle, and placed the babe astride the racing pad;
He did it, though he oughtn’t,
And by pure good luck he shortened
The stirrups, and adjusted them to suit the tiny lad,

Who was seemingly delighted,
Not a bit affrighted,
He sat and twined a chubby hand among the horse’s mane:
His whip was in the other;
But all suddenly the mother
Shrieked, “Tale him off!” and the “the field” came thundering down the plain.

‘Twas the Handicap was coming,
And the music of their drumming
Beat dull upon the turf that in it summer coat was dressed,
The racehorse reared and started,
The flimsy bridle parted,
And Gaylad bearing featherweight was striding with the rest.

That scene cannot be painted
How the poor young mother fainted,
How the father drove his spurs into the nearest saddle-horse,
What to do? He had no notion,
For you’d easier turn the ocean
Than stop the Handicap that then was half-way round the course.

On the “bookies” at their yelling,
On the cheap-jacks at their selling,
On the crowd there fell a silence as the squadron passed the stand;
Gayest colours flashing brightly,
And the baby clinging tightly,
A wisp of Gaylad’s mane still twisted in his little hand.

Not a though had he of falling,
Though his little legs were galling,
And the wind blew out his curls behind him in a golden stream;
Though the motion made him dizzy,
Yet his baby brain was busy,
For hadn’t he at length attained the substance of his dreams!

He was now a jockey really,
And he saw his duty clearly
To do his best to win and justify his father’s pride;
So he clicked his tongue to Gaylad,
Whispering softly, “Get away lad;”
The old horse cocked an ear, and put six inches on his stride.

Then, the jockeys who were tailing
Saw the big bay horse come sailing
Through the midst of them with nothing but a baby on his back,
And this startling apparition
Coolly took up its position
With a view of making running in the inside of the track.

Oh, Gaylad was a beauty,
For he knew and did his duty;
Though his reins were flying loosely, strange to say he never fell,
But held himself together,
For his weight was but a feather;
Bob Murphy, when he saw him, murmured something like “Oh, hell!”

But Gaylad passed the filly;
Passed Jack Costigan on “Chilli,”
Cut down the coward “Watakip” and challenged “Guelder Rose;”
Here it was he showed his cunning,
Let the mare make all the running,
They turned into the straight stride for stride and nose for nose.

But Babs was just beginning
To have fears about his winning,
In fact, to tell the truth, my hero felt inclined to cry,
For the “Rose” was still in blossom,
And two lengths behind her “Possum,”
And gallant little “Sterling”, slow but sure, were drawing nigh.

Down the straight the leaders thundered
While people cheered and wondered,
For ne’er before had any seen the equal of that sight
And never will they, maybe,
See a flaxen-haired baby
Flog racehorse to the winning post with all his tiny might.

But Gaylad’s strength is waning,
Gone in fact, beyond regaining,
Poor Babs is flogging helplessly, as pale as any ghost,
But he looks so brave and pretty
That the “Rose’s” jockey take s pity,
And, pulling back a trifle, lets the baby pass the post.

What cheering and tin-kettling
Had they after at the “settling,”
And how they fought to see who’d hold the baby on his lap;
As President Montgomry
With a brimming glass of “Pommry”,
Proposed the health of Babs Malone, who’d won the Handicap.

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