• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Women only like me for my mind
• The Only Hope of Ireland
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• god help me
• Help Me, Daddy
• help me (user)
• She only wants me for tech support
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• I hope you're servin' tea with those saucer eyes
• You're like a brother to me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I hope you're somewhere smiling
• You're not the boss of me
• She only wants me for sex
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A scent that threatened to disperse me in particles of hope
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• Please help me!
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• The me I hope to become
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• You only love me for my whitegoods
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
• You're Only Old Once!
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Help me help you
• Obi-Wan Kenobi
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• If you're hungry, blame me
• Only Jesus can judge me
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• So help me God
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• when you're ready to touch me again
• You say you want to help me
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• hand me downs
• Sing me a Song
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Adam and Eve and Pinch Me
• I wish you would talk to me
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• They had been expecting me
• Urinal Cakes and Me
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Country music videos confuse me
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Somebody once asked me...
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• MacGyver taught me that
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Me and the Devil
• quod me nutrit, me destruit
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• that's me (user)
• byte me
• The cops and me
• On your feet. Fast and free. Follow me.
• Riddle Me This, Batman
• What you do to me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• U READY 4 ME (user)
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Hand me that piano
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• me so cute (user)
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• My backyard considers me
• The king is to me
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• Cut me some slack
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• There is only ONE God
• Something I thought only I thought about
• Only in Canada
• You only live once
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• I only dance when my feet are on fire
• Only Begotten Daughter
• Corporations only feel hits to their wallet
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
• Quick Help
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• How to help a library
• If I Only Changed the Software, Why is the Phone on Fire?
• The Only Ones
• no help for that
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• You're so money
• Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Hope for the Future
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• Hope Sandoval and the Warm Inventions
• Erin, You're Wearin' a Wonderful Smile
• Hope Springs Eternal
• What You're Doing
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• This is my truth tell me yours
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• Me and a Gun
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Lick me where I bleed
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• My Company Trusts Me
• bare with me
• Dogs that have owned me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Anonymous honesty may destroy me.
• Adore me
• Let me feel that
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Give me a moment, please
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Me Against the World
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Real Me
• A learned man came to me once
• What Do I Do With Me
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• To Lay Me Down
• As Nature is to Me
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• She loves me, she loves me not
• Loves me like a bottle
• Give me tonight
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• It's me (user)
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• sky loves me (user)

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