• Never chew on a soda can tab
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He weaves his words
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• you never can tell with bees
• You can never really escape the fire
• I never bend what I can break
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Something I Can Never Have
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• A man's got to know his limitations
• I got the stigmata from a bike on a long gravel road.
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• How long can you dance in the endzone?
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• Answering a phone that never rings
• You never can tell
• How to crack root and not get caught
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He'll never know what he's missing
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Play the bird with the long neck
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• Knowledge can never be certain
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Johnny Got His Gun
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• You can never get away from yourself
• You can never go home again
• How long can you hold your breath?
• Why Christianity never caught on in Japan
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• Long Neck Bottles
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• He never returned
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• The soda can squirt gun
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He flops over and bonks his head
• long neck
• How Pac-Man got his name
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Ski piss
• If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• He never looked back
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• God can do what he wants
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The Fool Rings His Bells
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• Roe has got to go
• How Hazelnut got torn a new arsehole
• All I got is my rifle and some stimpacks.
• He's a good guy friend
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
• He Was a Crook
• Speak of Cao Cao and he arrives
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• he calls me monster
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• His hips know the original dance
• His Name Is Alive
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• And in His Brave Court
• On His Having Arrived at the Age of Twenty-Three
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• watch his heart turning into rock
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Alfred Hitchcock's acceptance speech for his 1967 Irving G. Thalberg award
• The boy in the fabulous pants boldly presents his card: "Dr. Famous Teenager, Esq."
• Doctor Pangloss and his Unpublishable Thoughts
• she is his sounding board
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Long Hair
• Long Range Desert Group
• How Long is a Chinaman
• Watching "a long good-bye," caring for an Alzheimer's patient
• Long Beach Union
• All Summer Long
• My Time Ain't Long
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• Long Beach, New York
• California State University, Long Beach
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• The Long And The Short And The Tall
• long squeeze
• Scratch Pads are Dead! Long live Drafts! (document)
• neck

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