• He who has ears, let him hear
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I married him because he was not mean
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The Boy Who Cried Wolf
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• He has redefined me, again and again
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• But who codes the coders?
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• To Him Who Waits
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The boy who cried censorship
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Jean-Paul Sartre and the student who came to him for advice.
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• He who controls the past controls the future
• He Who Is Death
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• He smiles but it's not real.
• Music need not be popular to be good
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• But who nodes the noders?
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
• The Man Who Cried
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• great things he has taught us
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• he who (user)
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• the boy who cried cheesecake
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• He has spit in my coat
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• no ideas but in things
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• A Confused Gay Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Somewhat Smugly Disparaging but Possibly Ends with Sex
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• pretty, but
• Charles Butt Stanton
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Not Peace But A Sword
• A humorous thought you cannot release
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• battle cry
• I made an old man cry
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• The Cry of the Sloth
• Hoo-ha
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• Everyone has an accent
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• ba shana ha ba'a
• Detroit has a fist
• Censorship has no place in American Society
• Irony has a way of pulling a chokehold
• Wasp is an insect that has a insatiable desire for sugar.
• My ice bucket has a crack in it
• He said, expecting the answer no
• So, he's leaving
• He died on a Sunday morning
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Lions are cats, he reminded himself
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
• Praise Him, O Praise Him
• A rising tide lifts all boats
• homebrew sake
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Horton Hears a Who

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