Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Have you ever wanted someone to work for you so badly that you kidnapped them?"

• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• So you want to be a waitress
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• So your kids want a pet
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Let them have Festivas
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• all she ever wanted
• So you don't have to
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• it's God's work to have us fail
• So you want to quit Everything2
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• So you want to be a DJ?
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• How could you ever have enough?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I want to have known
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• I have lost many things, so many
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• It's so crazy it just might work
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• So you want to be evil
• All that I am and ever want to be
• So you want to start a webzine
• So you want to wear a Trench Coat?
• Woman's so hot I want to cry
• So You Want to Write a Fugue
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• So you want to be a star?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Don't you ever go to work?
• People want what they cannot have
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• You have your work cut out for you
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I used to have so many dreams
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• we have a lot of work to do
• i have been burning for so long
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Why do we treat them so well?
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• My generic "So you want to learn Linux..." speech
• I Want You (She's So Heavy)
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Australian Public Service
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• So you want to write your own Wiki?
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Have you ever thought
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• the only comfort we could ever have
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• You, standing
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• Why I want to have children
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• All I ever wanted to be
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Don't work at a golf course
• I want to have your abortion
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?

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