Findings:

• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Guns kill people.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• When you kill people they die
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Know your pets
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• telling people what they don't need to know/ you've got a monster in your parasol/ Rated R(thing)
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• People who don't read
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't encourage people to read
• people who don't exist
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• People don't flail when they die
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Things people don't want to hear
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Indigenous people don't exist
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I don't believe in people
• Capitalize, please
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• telling people what they don't need to know
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• The Everything People Registry : United Kingdom : England : South-East
• Religion is a crutch for weak people
• Old people: A shocking revelation
• People for the Animalistic Treatment of Ethics
• giant rod people
• People's Park
• Flat People in 2-D World
• We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
• Things people in movies throw out with impunity
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Other People's Problems
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• An Enemy of the People, act II.2
• How to herd people in public
• The Everything People Registry : Russia
• Why old people piss me off
• People's Republic of *
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• Ordinary people called Hitler
• two half discovered people, halfway to tears.
• How People Became People
• The Everything People Registry : Whales
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Things required of practical people.
• This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• I killed my dog and broke my own heart
• Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Kill Bill: Volume 2
• kill Drakey (user)
• Currency Kills
• Beautiful People
• people greeter
• A simple program for complicated people
• "It takes people to win," says obscenely wealthy CEO
• Demon people
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Louisiana
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Polite people rock my world
• People's Republic of Maryland
• Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Why are the people on food stamps always fat?
• Why people attack BDSM
• people smuggling
• A barbecue, The Village People, and my ignorance of the 70s
• People Jam
• all of these people are me
• An Enemy of the People, act IV.3
• The Everything People Registry : Poland
• People's Weekly World
• Frank Moskus
• The Everything People Registry : Canada : Yukon Territory
• The Life Cycle Library for Young People, Volumes 1-2
• The lottery is a tax on stupid people
• The Alligator People
• Letters to the People of England
• The People's Foot
• stuff white people like
• In Downriver Factory Towns, People Are Looking For Hope in a New Kind of Smoke
• worse things have happened to better people
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Bikini Kill
• Smoking can kill you
• Accidental death odds
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• Kill Doctor Lucky
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Joe DiMaggio killed JFK
• kill me now (user)
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• the signal was killed
• Kill the lights in the middle of the road
• People die
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• People for Ethical Treatment of Vegetables
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Texas
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• Some people break so easily
• Drugs make people bad
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• Primitive Nomadic Peoples
• Different kinds of people
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• Soylent Green is People
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Silly people in silly clothes - a NoCal E2 Renaissance Pleasure Festival
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• In the Employ of the Tango People
• M People
• People's Liberation Army Air Force
• Shadows Collide with People
• E2 is people.
• The Everything People Registry : Mexico (node_forward)
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• Instructions for old people
• I believe in people
• Famous People Encountered: HRH Queen Elizabeth II
• Everything2: Ten Most Influential People of 2011
• Probability of Kill (Pk)

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