Findings:

• Fuck me boots
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• Fuck me
• fuck you pay me
• fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• fuck me and marry me young
• She Fucks Me
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Fuck me harder
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Fuck you, Jared!
• Morrison's Lament
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• fuck america!
• Mind Fuck
• What Me Worry (user)
• Why Not Me?
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• Are You the New Person Drawn Toward Me?
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• Comfort me
• Please stop annoying me
• an image of me, driving home tonight
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• emote me
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Bicycle wrecks are good for me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• The Devil made me do it
• Me representing William Borah
• All of Me
• They Don't Want Me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Don't wait up for me
• Love me the way that I love you
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Listen to me!
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Tickle Me Elmo
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• Dead Like Me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Take me to your leader
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Me!! (user)
• The teapot whistles to remind me to sing
• edit me (user)
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do you think it's me?
• A more delicate and biddable me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Pay me for the door repair charge
• Tell me a story about mains
• Fold Me Up
• sick fuck
• fuck with
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Oh fuck, not another phylum
• love me
• Don't stand so close to me
• Roger and Me
• The Statue Got Me High
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• That would be me
• I Bended unto Me
• And It Stoned Me
• Je me souviens
• May those who are born after me
• Jesus Loves Me
• Me and My Egg Roll
• People confuse me
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Well, pin a gold star on me
• The radios are talking to me again
• Thinking distracts me
• Far From Me
• Thinking that the wisteria is making me homesick
• clowns scare me
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Red Dwarf insulted me
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• gothic me (user)
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You talkin' to me? (e2poll)
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• Globalization and Me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• To the revolutionary that is slowly dying inside me:
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• He taught me how to smoke
• Sometimes I fly and sometimes you love me
• (Come get me).
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• blue skies smile at me, blue skies inside my mind
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Snickers told me
• I fuck your sunshine
• fucks with
• Fuck you and the liberal horse you rode in on
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans
• Fuck Machine
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Rape Me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• you make me think of death
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• drop me a line (user)

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