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• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Are some species more important than others?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Home surgery
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Some things are more important than sleep
• Some words are harder than others
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• more than ashes
• More evil than Satan himself
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• more moxie than brains
• More Than A Carpenter
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• Life has more twists than a rope
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• More than just a song
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• Why the sun shines more brightly than the moon
• The Library Book
• A proctor is more than just a reader
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• The whole is greater than the sum of its parts
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• More than dream?
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
• Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
• You want some more?
• Your brain is a lot more intelligent than you are
• Religion is not benign, nor does it provoke more good than harm
• old books can tell more than one story
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• More intense than the Holocaust: SEIZE THEM! Hallows your Ween
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• More than a petal, less than a bouquet
• True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
• More honoured in the breach than the observance
• How to get more change than you deserve
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• but to more fully experience the wheel
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Now more than ever
• Why are other people's beds more comfortable?
• It was more than perfect understanding
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• CNN is more addictive than crack
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• Belief is nothing more than looking
• Child support is more than just money
• Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• Homosexuals are no more biological errors than heterosexuals are
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• It is good enough. It is more than good enough.
• More than a conqueror
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• You're more than welcome
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
• Why does Madonna earn more than a nurse?
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• Love is more complicated than Quantum Mechanics
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• more dogs than bones
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism.
• More than sight
• these are no more your dreams than this is your sky
• There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• More than friends
• More than we bargained for
• E2 Quest: More Than Walls
• More than meets the eye
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• some nodeshells are not titles but micronodes
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• my life is more than this
• music means more than this
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• More bare shoulders than a week of WB programming
• more often than not
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• Listening with more than your ears
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• More Than Meets The Eye - Part 1
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Meditation II: Of the Nature of the Human Mind; and that it is more easily Known than the Body
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• More than he was willing to give
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• More Human Than Human
• More Than Toast
• Strippers make more money than prostitutes
• Television does more than rot your brain
• More Real Than Reality
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• More Than Human
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• There is more than glass between the snow and the huge roses

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