• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• based on events that may have happened
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• What the hell ever happened to our rights?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Have you ever thought
• worse things have happened to better people
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Have you ever made a just man?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Worst episode ever
• The best line I ever used
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The harshest winter ever
• Could man be drunk for ever
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• happen
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• What happens if you're too nice?
• Everything Happens at Night
• It Could Happen to You
• What will happen after humans are extinct?
• have
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• institutions have lives of their own
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Lord, have mercy
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• If You Have to Ask
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• The choice you have to make
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• I have had enough of Survivor
• But I have seen the sun just once
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• In the time you have
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• if you have had your midnights
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• Write-up appears to have achieved sentience. Security Protocol B-3L9 activated.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• Was it ever there?
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The greatest drill command ever
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Jeane, if you're ever in Portland
• Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
• Just because it happened to you
• Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
• It Happened One Night
• What's happened to Polytheism recently?
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• What really happened during the E2 civil war
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I really have to do you now
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Knots I have known and loved
• Stoned music memories
• Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• And All That Could Have Been
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• You don't have to remember my name
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• The worst ending ever
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• MissJadeStar and the biggest ever MFC tip
• What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• An accident impatient to happen
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• The tattoo phenomenon
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• General sexuality newsgroup
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• It must have fixed itself!
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• This is why we can't have nice things
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• when all the white horses have broken free
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM

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