Findings:
- I don't always want you to be nice
- She doesn't really want a nice guy
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
- Don't Be Afraid
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Dorothy Tries to be Brave
- Be careful and don't fall down
- don't be absurd (user)
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- I don't want to be alone
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- Nice guys are good in bed
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- I Wanna Be The Guy
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- It's nice to be heard, dear
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- Don't try this at home
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
- Be Nice
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Nice Guy Eddie
- nice guy (user)
- Mr. Nice Guy
- don't try to find words
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- Wouldn't It Be Nice
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Paid to be nice
- Work hard and be nice
- Don't Be Evil
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
- You are nice... be careful with that
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Don't be sad
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- all the cute guys will be there
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I don't want to be successful
- Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- I don't need to be loved by you
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
- nice guy
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- The three kinds of nice guys
- nice guy complex
- Nice guys finish last
- I was a nice guy once
- the nice guy (user)
- just a nice guy (user)
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- Nik and the Nice Guys
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- A node to end all nice guy nodes for stupid girly nice guys
- On losers, achievers and nice guys
- mr nice guy (user)
- Note to self: be nice
- Be
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- What the American people want politics to be
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
- The Be
- Be Operating System
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
- Trying desperately to be cool
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
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