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• Make shit up
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• Don't Make Me Think
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• We did not make this up
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• How to make roses open up
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• Baptist fear of dancing
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Don't give up your day job
• Don't give up
• Kiss and make up
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• Don't give up the ship!
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• make up sex
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• That phone call you don't want to make
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• I don't give a shit
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Blowing shit up
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• Don't wait up for me
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't shit where you eat
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• tied up
• wake up in a dumpster
• Load up
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• The storm, it came up strong
• Close up
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• revved up
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Up With People
• How to ride a bicycle up an escalator
• dial up connection
• Up From Slavery
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• The little brick school up the river
• Alternatives to breaking up a relationship
• What goes up
• How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• Brush Up Your Shakespeare
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Coming Up Rosie
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• up (user)
• cut u up (user)
• your name, once I wake up
• Up 5 (user)
• Don't
• See the stars up close and personal! Perfect for ages 9 to 99!
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don't take breathing for granted
• I don't remember all that much
• don't cry over spilled milk
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• hummingbirds don't sing
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Ballet dancers don't wear diapers
• Computer games banned in Greece
• I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
• don't throw good money after bad
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• We don't want this place. This is not us.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
• You don't need to pay us to respect the Deus
• Who makes God's rules?
• Make a stir
• Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
• What makes a winner?
• How to make Anti-Nielsen Page
• Punk rock and classical would make a kickass combination
• Mixing bleach and ammonia does not make a super cleaner
• Traits that make a gem desirable
• make me hurt you
• C++: brackets to make an object not a function
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• how to make a roasting bag
• I promised myself to make a picture of my heart, and there it is
• Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
• Make Tea Not War
• Make pages using the Symbol font display correctly in Mozilla/Firefox
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• At night we make pornography
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• Make Hay While the Sun Shines
• Cans of shit
• MP3s sound like shit
• The shit we ate
• talking shit about a pretty sunset
• yodel up the canyon
• blow'd up
• light up
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• One up
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• ...and a wake up
• Why time appears to speed up with age
• tizzy up the place
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• mash it up
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Smack it up, flip it, rub it down
• sack up
• bear up
• Somebody Blew Up America
• Blowing up a car
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Hey, boys, up go we!
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• Suck up
• running up the mountain
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• No, don't click that!
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to

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