Findings:

• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't call me white
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Don't call me Debbie
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Ask Me Why
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• the way you don't look at me
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Ask me about Loom
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't ask don't tell
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• They asked me to write a letter
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Dont come near me. (user)
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Don't tread on me
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Don't Make Me Think
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• customers don't trust me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Somebody once asked me...
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Don't tell me about her
• Don't Tell Me
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• St. Peter don't you call me
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't call me Asian
• let me ask (user)
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't quote me on that
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Being a dickhead
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't let me die nervous
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Ask Me Anything
• They Don't Want Me
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't Pass Me By
• I asked her not to forget me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't ask
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't send me roses
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Dont come near me (user)
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Don't stand so close to me

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