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• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Don't Be Evil
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't Be An Ass_root (category)
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't be sad
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I don't always want you to be nice
• don't be absurd (user)
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't want to be successful
• don't be absurd_root (category)
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't Be Afraid
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I don't want to be alone
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• bes (user)
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't want to die
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I don't want to see her
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• Cats don't have brakes
• Why Don't You?
• Don't Shampoo Your Hair
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't Wake the Dragon
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Don't You Hate
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• people who don't exist
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• The Scared Weird Little Guys
• Not to be taken internally
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• I should be able to remember your face
• Be gentle with me
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• lost, or trying to be
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Be you drunken ceaselessly
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Goops and How to be Them
• Some things that fly there be
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• I used to be racist
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• The Lines That Used To Be
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• to be honest
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Kid, be a kid
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I just want to be a drummer
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• I don't give a shit
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• I don't know what to do with you
• I don't think I like your system
• Don't pull the stop button!
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• Don't Worry About the Government
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Why I don't go to the South
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't look now
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Don't trust everything you see
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• i don't fit under the bed anymore
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Scared of Chaka
• I wanna be your dog
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• How to be invisible
• the powers that be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Still to Be Neat
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• So you wanna be a hacker
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• you have to be kidding
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Want to be a werewolf
• We never asked to be babysitters
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• To be Carved on a Stone at Thoor Ballylee
• Choosing to be gay
• There need to be more powers
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The page cannot be displayed
• Darkness Be My Friend
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• Emma Shouldn't Be Allowed To Dress Herself
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Ne'er To Be Wed
• Americans don't speak English

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