• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I wanted to write a poem that you would understand
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Would you want to live there?
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• laze but (user)
• Sane but Overwhelmed (user)
• No Snakes, but We've Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• Butt Science Direct (user)
• fascinating, but stupid
• but don't take my word for it
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• I Want You
• For want of paper
• I want to live a life free of regrets
• Regret is fear, and I want to shake you
• Yeah I want to touch that infinitely smooth surface
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• So your kids want a pet
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• wants 2know (user)
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• I Want to Go Home!
• we do not give what we want to take
• I want to write poetry
• Mister Chu has wanted a particular type of chair
• What Would Jesus Do?
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• A whimper would be fine
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• Butt shaft
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But I Like You
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• words are cheap, but silence is a steal
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• Small but still a person
• Brazilian Butt Augmentation
• But it isn't
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Is this what I want?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• A Leprechaun wants to marry you
• I want to escape the irony
• What I Want: A Poem
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• So you want to start a webzine
• I want to be a muse
• I want you in my mouth
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Want to die (user)
• God Wants You Dead
• I don't want to be successful
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• You stole what they would have given you
• Would you like to know more?
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Mr. Butts
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• Sweet is the rose, but grows upon a briar
• Ain't nothing but a thing
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• You can, but you may not
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Love cookies
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• no ideas but in things
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• A Confused Gay Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Somewhat Smugly Disparaging but Possibly Ends with Sex
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• pretty, but
• Charles Butt Stanton
• Not Peace But A Sword
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You want that I should rough him up?
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• February wants me dead
• M.A.S.H.: how to play and why you'd want to
• FBI's Ten Most Wanted Fugitives
• You want some more?
• I wanted to build a home in the beautiful ruins. We filled it with love.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea

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