Findings:
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
- It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Warez Doodz don't understand Free Software
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- They don't understand my tea
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Being a dickhead
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- We had no bait but our tongues
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- they carry but they do not understand
- I don't understand vegetarians
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
- lizards don't understand
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I don't understand Bill Gates
- Don't take this personally, but it's personal
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- i don't want to achieve a high rank in religion. i want to understand god.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
- We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- but don't take my word for it
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I don't understand math
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- Just don't expect me to understand
- We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- I wasn't born here, I had to learn to use the metro
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- if you subscribe to a single school, then you don't understand
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Blimped Camera
- View from the Goodyear Blimp
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- but
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- separate but equal
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- But thanks for playing
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- butt log
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- Butt crack of dawn
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
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