Findings:

• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Since Hector was a pup
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• One eighteen, four twenty six, four twenty eight, zero zero one, band.
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Trompe
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• Twenty One Pilots
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• You say you love; but with a voice
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• the pleasures of insomnia are ones i haven't found
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Twenty-one drinking game
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• I remember, there was one
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• to say 'yes' to one moment is to say 'yes' to all of eternity
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Since Adam was a boy
• some say he was never here at all
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• We're one, but we're not the same
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• /but what was the question?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• and I haven't seen her since.
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• No one says anything important during the day
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I was one of those girls
• Miss One Thousand Spring Blossoms
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• One hour there was sunlight
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Butt hinge
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Sexist jokes
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?

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