• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• You have far too much time on your hands
• I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• My hands have lost their memory
• left hand path
• The three ring binder Vs. the left handed
• Fight Clubs I have known
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• The disadvantages of being left handed
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• But I have seen the sun just once
• left hand trick
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I love you but I have to let you go
• The Left Hand of Darkness
• left hand
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Noding left handed whilst flipping the birdie at sad people
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• I have not yet begun to fight
• Right handed, or left handed?
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Left Hand Brewing Company
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Left Hand Solution
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• left hand disease
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• Inverted Cheese Chewbaccadiddles Off The Left Hand
• left hand rule
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• The Black Veil
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• left-handed guitar
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Concerto for the Left Hand
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• left handed
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• Could you have danced with me?
• Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
• All cats have nine tails
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• When living we have need of Death
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• If you liked it you should have put a Ching on it
• I refute him thus!
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• He who has ears, let him hear
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Left out Lamont
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• you always left quietly
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• left click
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Why do drivers in Britain drive on the left?
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• No noder left behind
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• No One Gets Left Behind
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• laze but (user)
• Sane but Overwhelmed (user)
• No Snakes, but We've Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• Butt Science Direct (user)
• fascinating, but stupid
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• but don't take my word for it
• Texas Fight
• The Joy Luck Fight Club
• University Of Utah Fight Song
• 50 Ways To Fight Censorship
• The Midnight Organ Fight
• hand job
• hands (user)
• Why Vampire Hunter D's hand ruins the entire movie
• alien hand syndrome
• two in one hand
• I want to put my hands there too
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• Traffic Hand Signals
• third hand
• Tear in Your Hand
• Dealing yourself a new hand
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• I see your lips, the summer kisses, the sunburned hands I used to hold
• Other Hands
• Only her hands would give her away
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Here We Have Idaho
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• just to have some human contact
• I feel I have committed murder
• I have no idea!! (user)
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• AES may have been broken
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off

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