Ten pounds of pure unadulterated solid-steel ass-whuppin' glory!

You think you can stand up to the All-Purpose Metal Whackin' Stick? You think your puny brittle bones can withstand even one smack from my All-Purpose Metal Whackin' Stick? You think your candy-shell skull is capable of taking a whackin' without crackin'?

WHACK!

Wrong, fucko!

In this corner, weighing in at 5 pounds, 6 ounces, made of iron bound oak, with a solid gold 8-ball head, the defending E2 heavyweight beating stick champion, it's Uberfetus's Patented Node-vertising Pimp Stick. And in this corner, ten pounds of case-hardened, chrome-plated, ass-whuppin steel, straight out of the underground Arizona laboratories of Team Jet-Poop, it's Team Jet-Poop's All-Purpose Metal Whackin' Stick. Now let's get it on!!

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