• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• They will not be named!
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• So you wanna be a hacker
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• I wanna be your dog
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• They Might Be Giants
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Automobile tire pressure
• play dumb
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• I Wanna Be Sedated
• Things never were what they used to be
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• The Ten Commandments revised
• There are times when they seem to be right
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• I wanna be a hero
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Valour can be brown
• LGBT issues need to be discussed in class
• A fine time to be in the Army
• The Be Good Tanyas
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The page cannot be displayed
• Darkness Be My Friend
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• be a telemarketer
• be ver (user)
• The World (as it ought to be)
• must be joking (user)
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• I don't want to be successful
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• The company giveth and the company taketh away. Blessed be the name of the company.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• be good to each other
• Born To Be A Rock Star
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• People want what they cannot have
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Redundancy in DNA
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Chant and be Happy
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• What it's like to be skinny
• If you took away the floor, we'd be floating
• Children can be cruel
• Be my ?
• There will be time
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Should high school be mandatory?
• What is and what should never be
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• I used to be that girl.
• to be scored
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• All units be advised
• It will never be just you
• you must be the sponge to be the river
• We are legion, soon to be many.
• Why Ron Paul won't be president
• Miss Jackson if you're nasty
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• I know they are watching me
• Chipirones en su tinta
• They think I'm a god
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• They really are some out there
• No, they are not stupid
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• Hearts and thoughts they fade; fade away
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Be all that you can be
• What the American people want politics to be
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Be a girl for a day
• What life after death will really be like
• The question of copyright promises to be the Vietnam of the Net
• Running toward the edge
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Food should not be luminous
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Goops and How to be Them
• Some things that fly there be
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties

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