Findings:

• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Here be Cows
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• Food should not be luminous
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• You Should Be Sober
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• This statement cannot be proven
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• Should I be happy?
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Chalant should be a word!
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 3
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• Here Be Dragons
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Things every child should be taught
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• I should be able to remember your face
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• No threat should be taken lightly
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• titles should be approached laterally
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• How Should A Person Be?
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Information cannot be owned
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• This node should be filled with waka!
• Here Be The Giants Chapter 2
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 1
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Why you should not be mean
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• This node should be filled with renga!
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Farmers' Market
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• Automobile tire pressure
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• stupidity should be painful
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Should I be sorry?
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Laundry should be free
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• What is and what should never be
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Funerals should be a celebration
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• why you should never be a referee
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Be Here Now
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Here Be Monsters
• The page cannot be displayed
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• It should not be this complicated
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Why should we be moral?
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• AI should be our top priority.
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar

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