I'm exceptionally lazy. You should know that before we go any farther. At any moment I'm liable to lose all interest in this wander off to some other web site (Fark, Slashdot, Homestar Runner, Diesel Sweeties, Flash Flash Revolution, etc).
I've lived in Seattle all my life. As a native I don't own an umbrella and most of my jackets don't have a hood. However, I don't follow the native custom of driving exceptionally slowly in the left lane for long periods of time.
I work at Microsoft. Some days it's fun, other days it's just like living in a Dilbert comic. No, I will not fix your computer.
I watch an exorbitant amount of movies. Since I don't watch television or have cable, Netflix is primarily to blame. At some point I'll get around to making various top ten lists of movies... but the laziness is taking hold.