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Sat Apr 10 1999 at 11:42:34 (25.1 years ago )
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mission drive within everything
To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
fimking. also, ouch.
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I am offering few explanations.

One thing I can tell you is that I like an awful lot of the lemurs I've met.

I also dig fuzzy cat tummies, Frank Black, and your momma, and, for what it's worth, I have long suspected I grok Juliet's world-famous glitterglam philosophy rather well.

Females I dig particularly:

  • Jeanine Garofalo,
  • Lili Taylor,
  • Joan Cusack.

    In other words, kick-ass girls with misleadingly angelic faces.

    Also girls who. rock significantly, in pseudo-reverse alphabetical order:

  • Leila,
  • Numkin,
  • Cameo Davine, and
  • Nee.


  • Pepperoni (key),
  • Jalapenos (also key),
  • Tomatoes (also also key),
  • Olives,
  • Feta (Fetal?).
  • Sometimes, lately, eggplant.

    Cool features in everything, courtesy of AsciiC (largely for my own use).

    And, yes, I am one long-winded fucker.

    You can see my teeth at