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Tue Jun 27 2000 at 16:57:17
You know,
stuff your mother said to you when you were a kid
. I have just jotted down a
random
a few.
If you make a face,
your face will freeze
.
swimming on a full stomach will give you
cramps
and you'll drown.
New research has shown that this is not true. It's not
wise
to swim
long-distance
on a full stomach because you may become excessively tirred. But
splashing around
in a pool is
harmless
Noone will want to be your friend if you pick your nose.
This was true
way back then
in third grade. But at this point I'd like to think you're beyond that.
Proper
english
will impress the girls.
(so will
baggy jeans
, the right t-shirt, or a
terrific body
).
Don't wear white before
Memorial Day
.
Don't wear white after
Labor Day
.
Don't wear black to a wedding.
Chew with your mouth closed
.
Don't talk with your mouth closed.
Don't talk to strange men
but mom, those are the interesting ones...
Don't be a smartass.
Never trust anything that can think for itself
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