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Some woman tried to sell me… something… today

So I was with some friends downtown, and I needed a phone. We pulled over in a loading zone, I hopped out, and went to a pay phone which was about a half block away. I stroll along towards it in the cool night air, reach the corner across the street from my phone, and am approached by a woman, who strikes me as a bit of a floozy. She asks:

"You like to party?"

I respond,

"Uhh, no. Thanks."

I scurry across the street and make my phone call, then return to my friends.

To this day I'm not sure what she was offering. . .

So okay, it was actually a couple years ago, but in the spirit of Some guy tried to sell me drugs today! I'll not let that little bit of fact interfere with a good story...