Bugs are so inconsiderate. You're sitting on the
throne, doing your
business, and low and behold across the floor crawls the biggest
spider you've seen - in at least a few days anyway. You don't want to break your comfort, so getting up is out of the question. But the insect is imminent and heading towards your feet - it must be stopped! You begin scanning the landscape for a
weapon of choice. "Hmm,
Lysol - kills
viruses,
bacteria,
mold and
mildew. I'll bet it'll work on spiders too." Quickly, you reach for the can of Lysol, and blast the hideous arachne with a solution of
Alkyl Dimethyl Benzyl Ammonium Saccharinate,
Ethanol and 20.9%
inert ingredients. It works! The spider has been defeated! Upon closer examination of the can, you read the notice "
It is a violation of federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling." If anybody asks: You were
disinfecting the spider.
I've also found
hairspray works quite well as
insecticide in a pinch.