s are so inconsiderate. You're sitting on the throne
, doing your business
, and low and behold across the floor crawls the biggest spider
you've seen - in at least a few days anyway. You don't want to break your comfort, so getting up is out of the question. But the insect is imminent and heading towards your feet - it must be stopped! You begin scanning the landscape for a weapon of choice
. "Hmm, Lysol
- kills virus
. I'll bet it'll work on spiders too." Quickly, you reach for the can of Lysol, and blast the hideous arachne with a solution of Alkyl Dimethyl Benzyl Ammonium Saccharinate
and 20.9% inert ingredients
. It works! The spider has been defeated! Upon closer examination of the can, you read the notice "It is a violation of federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling
." If anybody asks: You were disinfect
ing the spider.
I've also found hairspray
works quite well as insecticide
in a pinch.