Cartoon Network is a drug. It arrives through a small coax cable dissolved as 0.1% in a solution of drivel. I use a television to filter the Cartoon Network from the offal and mainline it ocularly. When properly taken at precise intervals, one will feel a sense of great amusement and may see visions of Dexter, Space Ghost, and many other imaginary characters. Negative side effects may include hallucinations involving old Hanna-Barbera cartoons and loss of job and/or expulsion from school. Cartoon Network is highly addictive.