I started taking Wellbutrin today.

I have a theory about antidepressant medications, and it is as follows :

They turn you into a zombie.

Now, i'm not saying that your creativity goes away, and you become a flower child dancing in fields of wildflowers. I'm not saying that you suddenly become complacent and willing to take direct orders or anything like that.

I mean you actually turn into a brain-eating zombie. At night, when you don't realize it, you leave the house and eat other people's brains. This in turn corrects the chemical imbalance in your brain because you are suddenly getting a lot of chemicals that you needed before, but couldn't produce.

Well, that's my theory at least. I don't have any evidence at all though, i'm too busy being depre... MUST EAT BRAINS EAT BRAINS NOW