<SING>Happy birthday to meEEeEeE</SING>...

So it's my birthday today. Actually it's February 1, but I was born at about 5 AM local time, that being 22:00 UTC, on January 31st, 21 years ago. Damn I'm old.

I'm not saying anything to anyone, I'm hoping everyone is going to forget it tomorrow, so I can go on and use well-earned "boohoo you forgot my birthday!" cards on them. Ah, the twisted freak that I am.