Yes, thank you for inventing breasts. Boy, do they come in handy. Not only do I get complimented from my boyfriend on them, they give me a reason to wear attractive bras made of lace and pretty colours.

God, thank you for inventing breasts for me to lactate from. What would babies drink if women didn't spray milk from their chests every now and again? That prolactin (the stuff that makes the milk) and the oxytocin (the stuff that releases the milk when it's being sucked) that comes out of the breast? Sheer genius.

And that 80 to 85% fat that makes up the breast was a master-stroke. That's what makes us get attention from the males of our species, I hear. They seem to be somewhat obsessed by our boobies; lucky for all of us, or humans would die out!