Soap on a rope solves that nagging problem: what to do with the soap when not lathering. Since showers occasionally do not possess soap trays, soap on a rope can prevent the need to leave soap on the shower floor, thereby eliminating a safety hazard. Later generations will doubtlessly consider the advent of soap on a rope as one of mankind's shining moments.

This product, along with loud ties, is a stereotypical father's day gift.