CowboyNeal, Nate, and Dem bones were camping
and they got into a big argument about who was the toughest
and Dem Bones said: "I'm so tough I went out and caught a bear and turned it inside out"
and Nate said: "I'm so tough I lassoed a water buffalo and tied it to my Mother's porch for the Holidays"
CowboyNeal remained silent.....slowly stoking the fire with his penis.

- as told by factgirl