CowboyNeal, Nate, and Dem bones were
camping
and they got into a big
argument about who was the
toughest
and
Dem Bones said: "I'm so tough I went out and caught a
bear and turned it
inside out"
and Nate said: "I'm so tough I lassoed a water buffalo and tied it to my Mother's porch for the
Holidays"
CowboyNeal remained silent.....slowly
stoking the fire with his
penis.
- as told by
factgirl