Would leveraging
goats across all platforms be as feasible a
concept as
leveraging synergies across all platforms, or would it be a
red-tape nightmare, stuck in
development, new technologies, or
process and
implementation? Would people show up for
training? I know where you can buy goats, cheap, just one or two counties west, right next to a
hubcap cemetery. But how many
platforms are we talking about, here? We need to provide our
clients with the most
flexible,
scalable,
value-added goats possible, using a critical core of goat
management processes to enhance
infrastructure and partner across organizational lines.
update. I am not making this up. Please note the striking and entirely coincidental similarity between the above paragraph and this excerpt from a VP email that was sent out within the company that I used to work for:
...part of our ongoing efforts to leverage our people, tools, and processes to gain cost efficiencies across support functions.