Too many syllables
Too few syllables
What is it about 5-7-5 that you don't understand, punk?
Ok, that's just dumb. Try again.
Aren't these things supposed to be seasonal?
You can be poetic, and you can be funny, but you can't pick your friends' noses!
If that was you trying to be deep, i just don't know what to say.
Thanks for the effort. We received many many quality submissions, so yours is definitely not going to make the compilation. Sorry.