I would like to note on this day that my best friend told me not an hour ago, "Hey, Zach, you really need to go out, find a random girl, and get laid."

And he was serious. Granted, I can understand why - I've been moody and/or drunk ever since my SO and I had that dreaded "talk"... but Jesus. I wish my pain wasn't so obvious to the real world.

Oh well...

Happy Birthday, E2!

oh, shit, i forgot to get a present... someone cover for me? please?