Drugs,
LOTS of drugs.
CAUTION! an
EMT is not likely to be on board, so if you don't know
what you're doing, you're likely to
freak some people out, or
die in the process of doing so.
Personally I've found
ketamine to be the most pleasing, as it is a
tranquilizer. However if you are
daring and
DO like
hallucinogens,
mescaline or
LSD work pretty well. Think
pretty flashing lights...
I would not suggest
ecstasy, however;
imagine the situation:
you press the flight attendant button...
*twiddle* *twiddle* *twiddle*
you: Excuse me
Ma'am? Umm... (long pause)
What's your name?
flight attendant: Linda... how may I help you, sir?
you: Umm... can I get a
glass of water?
linda: sure! one moment
you: wait! Umm... do you want to give me a
massage?
linda gives you a weird look.
you: wait, no...
hold on... umm...
you pull some
photon lights out of your pocket.
you: here, umm..
linda happens to be a raver chick so she understands your predicament.
linda: You want a
light show, don't you?
you nod.
however linda isn't stupid.
linda: what do you think this is
southwest?