Your mother must have taught you grammar - she ought to stick to sucking my ass, that's what she's good at! (Is that about right?)

As an aside, (you rat bastard) you might want to think about changing firstly to first, it's not being used properly (like I used your washcloth to cleanse my ass).

Thank you, footprints, for your teachings.
A rebuttal for the asshole - FFFFootbrprints, I'd tell you to "look who's talking" but I'm sure a new mirror is more than you could afford.