Richard Nixon

I was going to let node stand on its own forever, but obviously no one is getting the reference. So here's the story:

Way back in the day when usenet and the internet were synonymous, there was a newsgroup named alt.non-sequitur. As was the custom in those days, all newsgroups had a FAQ associated with it. The FAQ for alt.non-sequitur read simply: "Richard Nixon".

See? It's funny.