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. Ruled with an iron fist by the Queen of Cans and Jars. The story goes as follows:
Once upon a time there was a movement to liberate the monkey-people of Lower Philadelphia. Suddenly, there was a flash of light, and the glory of Donald Fagan shone all around, and made us all crave donuts and coffee. We stuffed all of Brasilia into our Fanny Packs and headed for the other side. Also Richard Nixon.
This is why we still wear NetBSD CDs on our foreheads.